Thursday, April 29, 2010

Now they're actually trying to kill us

In what is likely to be considered a victory for the United Heart Surgeons Association of America (not a real organization) the popular breakfast chain International House of Pancakes (IHOP) has introduced the ultimate in artery-clogging meals:

The "Pancake Stackers" consists of a heap of cheesecake filling, solidly encased by two buttermilk pancakes and topped with a strawberry compote and whipped cream. Total calorie count when combined with their regular "combo" breakfast (which includes 2 eggs, bacon, and hashed browns) runs a whopping 1,250.

The meal also has a sodium content of 2,750 milligrams, which doctors often refer to as "abso-fucking-lutely ridiculous"! (not a real quote)

It does look delicious, though.

Great...now I'm starving!

(This story was adapted from a AP article)
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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous4/30/2010 12:08 AM

    I'll take two (Do they deliver??)

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  2. lakezoarian4/30/2010 7:40 AM

    I remember when I used to eat stuff like that...then I got smarter. I also remember when their prices were reasonable. Not any more, and I won't go there, which is a shame because I remember many fond nights rolling in around 2 - 3 AM with a crowd of friends after an evening of clubbing, to thereupon drink numerous pitchers of coffee.

    How about that comment above me? Suicide by heart attack.

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  3. CT Bob4/30/2010 9:05 AM

    Two sounds good! LOL!

    I can't deny it looks yummy, but my days of getting away with eating shit like that are LOOOONG gone!

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  4. vagabondblogger5/03/2010 3:48 AM

    I want to go to there!

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