Friday, March 24, 2017

Trumpcare failure to launch


Today Paul Stupidhead Ryan pulled the horrendous "Trumpcare" bill before it came up for what was obviously going to be a losing vote.

Ryan didn't even give the ridiculous bill a vote because SO many Republicans actually have listened to their constituents and decided that political suicide wasn't exactly their cup of green tea!

That is known in engineering parlance as a "failure to launch".

I can only imagine the 3AM Twitter rant the Orange Cheeto will indulge in later this evening!

Tuesday, March 07, 2017

What the shit did he just say?

Lately I have to see if the source for bizarre stuff I read on Facebook is from The Onion! 'Cause this sure looks like it!

Nope.

It's real.

He really said this!

Update: Shit. There should be a law preventing videos of public servants being removed from Youtube. It's our right to see a horribly ignorant person make a total ass of himself. Just Google "Ben Carson slaves" and click on the videos link. There will probably still be some of them there. For the record, Carson basically said that slaves who were kidnapped and shipped to America were immigrants who were seeking a better life for their families.



This is Trump's Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Ben Carson.
This joke is so fucking awful it should end with "Ta-da! The Aristocrats!"



Oh, and thank god for Samuel L Jackson!

Sunday, March 05, 2017

In Happier Times

Remember when we had a president with a sense of humor? When we had a president who could connect with people? When we had a president who could even laugh at himself?

President Donald J. Trump knows that he can't come close to following this guy, and THAT'S why he's decided to be a coward and skip this year's White House Correspondents Dinner.

Because there's no way that small-handed vulgarian will EVER approach the level of class and grace that President Barack Hussein Obama gave us during his eight years in office!

Every single day, it becomes more clear that our nation has made a disastrous choice, and now we (and the entire world) are going to have to live with the consequences.

I can only hope that 2020 will see a return to sanity with our next president. If it's not too late.

Here's President Obama at the 2016 WHCD (his last), and keep in mind that Trump didn't have the balls to show up for THAT one, either!