Maybe I'm mistaken, but I'd bet God would forgive him if he'd fumbled the paddles long enough for Nature to take its course.* Oh, well...
Cheney's heart restored to normal rhythm
(* = relax, this is satire)
Maybe I'm mistaken, but I'd bet God would forgive him if he'd fumbled the paddles long enough for Nature to take its course.* 
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Call me evil but I had very similar thoughts upon reading the news...
Oh I know...but I'm the guy who's stupid enough to actually POST something like that.
And don't you love the look on the doctor's face? It's like he's thinking, "Ah jeez, I guess I'm obligated to bring the bastard back!", but he doesn't look too happy about it.
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