"Yeah, baby!"

"Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later, baby? Yeah!"

Revelations about Rudy Giuliani possibly using public funds to arrange a bit o' surreptitious shagging have put the candidate in the unenviable position of having to admit his tawdry extra-marital affair wasn't on the taxpayer's tab.

Which still makes him an adulterous lying sleazebag.

At the very least.

And further allegations have surfaced that may indicate Giuliani used the City's Emergency Control Center for the occasional quickie. Hey, it was the safest place in New York before 9/11, and a two-minute ride from City Hall.

"Hey baby, how'd you like to see my secret lair? Yeah! I can control the entire city from there! Does that make you randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?"

Ew.