I tend to be a bit left-leaning in my political choices (in case you haven't noticed), but I feel this candidate deserves coverage despite being a Republican.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the next governor from the great state of Tennessee, Basil Marceaux! Dot com.
Because "if you kill someone, you get murdered!"
(h/t to Phil Kearney and the thousand or so parody videos on Youtube)