Wednesday, September 06, 2006

I'm starting to see a pattern here!

For the last 22 hours I've been checking in regularly to read the comments on the new and long-awaited Joe2006 blog.

It's worse than CRACK! It's like watching a slow-motion car wreck, or the Hindenberg crashing in flames. I just can't take my eyes off it!

And I've come to a troubling conclusion:

"IT'S A TRAP!"


(Trust me, Star Wars nerds and Farkers are laughing their asses off right now!)

Yes, the Lieberman masterminds have come up with a sure-fire way to distract us bloggers and netizens from concentrating on the real problems facing Joe's policies. By putting up a blog that promises healthy and informative debate, they draw in people by the hundreds.

But soon, it becomes apparent that there IS no discussion. The pattern is for them to post a rude article and sit back and watch all the righteous liberals work themselves into a frenzied state of indignation.

My god, it's BRILLIANT!

By keeping all these people outraged and frustrated, the masterminds (hiding behind an obvious pseudonym "Eric Blankenbaker") have managed to suck a huge amount of energy out of the lefty blogosphere, and concentrate it within their own website.

Where they will doubtless find a way to harness it and use it for their own neferious purposes.

Oh, what will these evil masterminds come up with next?

(Besides calling the Democratic Nominee for Senate the "Nedster", that is?)

Here's some actual blog comments from Joe's wonderfully enticing blog. Keep in mind that I intend to stick with my pledge to not directly involve myself over on Joe's blog, and will only comment upon it here.
I'm starting to get irked. We were promised debate. In this thread only we have made excellent, articulate, rebuttals to your ridiculous Republicanesque spinning. WHy aren't you coming down into the comments section, Eric, and giving your side some substance?

Oh that's right. You've got nothing.
John | 09.06.06 - 5:17 pm | #

I'm assuming these comments have been set up as a deliberate troll for anti-lieberman commentary, and in that they are succeeding beyond expectations.

But wouldn't you think that if joe had *any* legitimate supporters, they, too, would take advantage and come to the defense of their chosen candidate?

These comment sections seem to belie the claims of the lieberman campaign to widespread support in Connecticut--at least among the computer literate. Maybe there aren't that many such folks in Connecticut...
mongo | 09.06.06 - 5:17 pm | #
And another thing of note in Joe's new website...the calandar.

Lieberman's staff only releases information on public events where the Senator might come in actual contact with voters (and by "contact", I mean within a reasonable radius for a conversation to occur) just a day in advance.

Not much time for a Lieberman fan like myself to arrange to stop by and say "Hello" to my favorite "non-combatant" (Joe's own words) Junior Senator.

I wonder why that is?

Great parade photos

Kathryn in MA has a blog that features pictures from YearlyKOS and FireDogLake, and she put up a crapload of pictures from Monday's Labor Day parade in Newtown. Visit ykosfdl.blogspot.com to scroll through all those fun shots.

That's me with RevDeb below just before the start of the parade. And I don't care WHAT Joe Lieberman says, the only "Team Connecticut" that matters is the one on my shirt!

"Vets for Freedom" Fight for Rove and Lieberman

2,600 dead American soldiers and $300 billion wasted

Yes, thank you so VERY much, Senator Lieberman


At 10:15 a.m. today, Connecticut veterans will ask Senator Joseph Lieberman to denounce "Swift Boat" style ads being run on his behalf by a 527 group. The veterans will make an announcement and sign an oversized letter to Leiberman on the north Capitol steps.

An organization with ties to Washington lobbyists, the Bush administration, and the Swift Boat campaign is coming to Connecticut with massive television ad buys for incumbent Senator Joseph Lieberman, prompting Democratic US Senate nominee Ned Lamont's campaign and supporters to call on Lieberman to ask the group to remove themselves from Connecticut politics.

Vets for Freedom, which will spend between $75,000 and $100,000 in two days this week, has ties to the Swift Boat campaign and is receiving advice from Republican lobbyists and strategists, including a former Bush spokesperson. They have said they plant to air more commercials and to continue until the election.

Several Connecticut Veterans today, joined by Campagin Chairman George Jepson, called on Lieberman to denounce the current ad, and any future ads but the group, signing a letter on the steps of the Capitol.

"These operatives have been shown to use the lowest kind of Rovian campaign tactics, and their disregard for the truth should give Connecticut citizens great cause for concern," said Lamont spokesman Liz Dupont-Diehl. "We call on Senator Lieberman to urge them to get out of Connecticut politics - and to pledge to run a campaign based on the facts."

The New York Times reports that "Vets for Freedom" is receiving advice from Taylor Gross, a former White House official; Bill Kristol, the editor of The Weekly Standard; Republican strategist Dan Senor [and] Mr. Lieberman's former chief of staff, Bill Andresen. (9/2/06) Most of these men are corporate lobbyists and Republican Party operatives.

(CTBob: I wonder how many of these guys are veterans? I think I can guess...)

Here's more on this group, submitted by John Stauber on Fri, 08/11/2006 at prwatch.com:
The Republican lobby group Vets for Freedom is the 2006 equivalent of Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, the Republican 527 committee whose attack advertisements in battleground states helped sink John Kerry in the 2004 presidential race by smearing him as a phony war hero and a traitor to his country.

Vets for Freedom (VFF) made lame claims to be "non-partisan" when in early 2006 it first appeared out of the blue online and in op-ed pieces in the New York Times and other major papers and in TV interviews. An investigation of the group by citizen journalists at SourceWatch and by the Buffalo News blew the VFF claim of non-partisanship out of the water. For instance, the Buffalo News revealed in June that former White House flack Taylor Gross, who left Scott McClellan's office in 2005 to start his own PR firm, represented VFF and pitched them to papers as non-partisan journalists who would embed for these newspapers and report accurately and cheaply for them from Iraq. Now the camouflage has fallen completely off. Vets for Freedom has registered itself as a 527 committee and is going to run a full page advertisement in Connecticut's Hartford Courant on behalf of Joe Lieberman's renegade run for re-election to the US Senate as a 'stay the course in Iraq' candidate.

The Wall Street Journal reports that VFF is being handled now by Republican strategist Dan Senor and that it "hopes to run other print and radio ads in the fall, and is also planning on campaign door-to-door for Mr. Lieberman and holding a rally on his behalf."

Connecticut is a heavily Democratic state, and normally any Democrat who wins the nomination would be expected to cruise to victory in the general election this November. However, Lieberman's refusal to bow out after losing to Ned Lamont in last Tuesday's primary creates a window of opportunity for a Republican victory. By supporting Lieberman, the Republicans hope to split the Democratic vote so that their candidate can get elected. This strategy is bound to produce an ugly and divisive political campaign, another advantage for the Republican cause nationally as Tony Snow and others in the White House paint pro-peace Democrats as a party of appeasement in the war on terror.

White House strategist Karl Rove has made clear his strategy for Republican victory in November is to run on the war in Iraq. For him VFF and similar groups such as Melanie Morgan's PR creation Move America Forward, are weapons on his political chessboard. Rove phoned Lieberman on Tuesday as Democrat voters were turning thumbs down on Lieberman for his pro-Bush cheerleading on Iraq. Karl Rove denies he offered help to Lieberman, but the battlefield arrival of VFF shows that Republican troops for Lieberman are already on the ground and firing at will.

Joe on THE issue

After all the comments here and elsewhere about Joe's glaring lack of addressing that minor little scrap over in Mesopotamia, I guess somebody nudged Joe and whispered that he should add something to his website.

It's stuck wayyy down the list, between Global Warming and the Environment (two issues that are so unlike each other that they require separate topics).

And the text of the Iraq topic is somewhat mind boggling. (Speaking of which, try typing "boggling" at five AM and see if it doesn't at first come out as "blogging"!)

Here's what non-combatant Joe Lieberman has to say about Iraq:
As most people know, I supported the resolution giving the President the authority to use force to replace Saddam Hussein’s brutal government, as did most Senate Democrats. I still believe that was right.
We all know you tend to stand by your decisions long after they've been proven wrong and disastrous. There are brutal governments all over the world right now, Senator. Do you advocate us bombing the shit out of all those rogue nations?
What I don’t think is right, as I have said over and over again, are many of the Bush Administration’s decisions regarding the planning for and execution of the war. The fact is, I have openly and clearly disagreed with and criticized the President for, among other things:

* not winning the support of our allies in the run-up to the war;
Yeah, that was a major screw up. I guess some nation's leaders DIDN'T betray their people
* not having a plan to win the peace;
We still don't have one. I'd really love to hear YOUR plan for an eventual end to this mess, Senator
* not putting enough troops on the ground;
You're saying that calling up nearly every reservist, extending rotations, and depleting our nation's military readiness WASN'T enough. Maybe we should start up a draft. You know what a draft is, don't you Senator? It's that thing you managed to avoid repeatedly while other people were fighting and dying in Vietnam
* putting an American in charge of the Iraqi oil supply.
Ah, so THAT'S the REAL reason for this war, eh Senator?
And I have said that if I were President, I would ask Secretary Rumsfeld to resign. I first said that in October 2003.
Wow, talk about taking a major step to end this ongoing disaster! Something tells me Rummy's replacement won't suddenly wave a magic wand and fix all the problems associated with that quagmire.

But I do LIKE the idea of someone with a magic wand waving it and having 2,600 dead American soldiers come back to life, and $300 billion magically reappear in our treasury. And I'm sure there are some Iraqi families who'd enjoy seeing their dead relatives, their nation's infrastructure, and their civil war magically revert to where it was four years ago.
[...]

The last thing I want to do is needlessly add to that kind of heartbreak. I want to get our troops home as fast as anyone, probably more than most.
I don't believe that statement for a second.
But if we simply give up and pull out now, like my opponent wants to do, then it would be a disaster to Iraq and to us. We would run a high risk that Iraq would become like Afghanistan when the Taliban were in charge, and Al Qaeda had safe haven from which to strike us. And we would run a high risk that the chaos and violence would spread and engulf Iraq’s neighbors.
That won't happen unless we let it. Think about Iraq during the period between the wars. The country was effectively blocked from indulging in terrorism. We ruled the skies over Iraq, with no-fly zones and boarder security. That's what we need to go back to. If we took all of our assets out of harms way and kept them on the boarders, we'd be safer and the Iraqis can get back to rebuilding their country
Now I understand that many voters in Connecticut disagree with me and are very angry about the war. I don’t think there is anything I can say to change your mind about whether we should have gone to war or when we should bring the troops home.
Our mind isn't the one that needs changing.
What I will say is this: I not only respect your right to disagree or question the President or me, I value it. I was part of the anti-war movement in the late 1960s, so I don’t need to be lectured by my opponent or anyone else about the place of dissent in our democracy.
Aren't you the guy who said that if we criticize the President we do it at our nation's peril? And as far as your anti-war position in the '60's, didn't you try to block students from protesting at Yale? I know I have an article here someplace...
You also need to know that I have never suggested that the President or anyone else – including me – should be immune from criticism. The best proof of that is I myself have challenged the President’s policies on many occasions.
Well, that's a lie. Unless you're saying that you've never spoken those EXACT words in that EXACT order. Then you might be telling the truth.
But I believe it is important how we disagree. My concern was, and remains, that if opponents or supporters of the war go beyond disagreeing to exploiting the war for partisan political purposes, much like Republicans did to Max Cleland on homeland security, we could lose more than an election. We could put our mission in Iraq, the lives of thousands of American soldiers carrying it out, and our national security at risk. That is what I care about. That is what I will not let happen.
I can never adequately understand your "partisan politics" claim. This isn't about parties, it's not about Democrats and Republicans, it's about RIGHT vs. WRONG. What's partisan about wanting to see our leaders do the RIGHT thing?
[...]

What we are doing is clearly not working. That is why I have called for new leadership and direction from the Pentagon. We also have to demand that the new Iraqi unity government do a better job of containing the sectarian violence, and working with our allies, the British in particular, we should convene an international crisis conference on Iraq, bringing in the Europeans and particularly the other Arab countries that are now worrying about what happens if Iraq collapses.
Joe, it AIN'T the Pentagon's fault! Take a look in the friggin' mirror if you want to see who's responsible for this ongoing disaster! And it's way too late to ask for international counsel about Iraq. We didn't listen to them BEFORE attacking that nation!
Going forward, we must not be trapped in the false choice between setting political deadlines for withdrawal or “staying the course,” when both options will lead to failure. Instead, we should turn our passions, however much we may disagree with each other, into a common energy to bring about the best result for our national security and for the troops who are in harms way.
How about coming up with a PLAN, Senator? If neither option is good, please GIVE US ANOTHER OPTION!
I am opposed to an indefinite, unconditional deployment of American troops.
Which is exactly what you are supporting right now.
The fact is that the sooner that the Iraqis can take control of their own destiny, the better off it will be for them and for us.
So let's give them a reason to self-police and govern their nation.
But if we rush to meet some arbitrary, pre-set political deadline, as bad as things are now they will definitely get much worse. There will be an all-out civil war in Iraq, Iran will surge in to control large parts of that country, there’ll be a wider, regional war, and al-Qaeda and other jihadist terrorists will use Iraq as a safe haven from which to attack us and others.
There is already a civil war in Iraq, we're already breeding terrorists by our continued occupation of that country, and our invading Iraq has made the entire region unstable. Iran feels threatened by our hawkish actions in that part of the world. By allowing the Iraqis to govern themselves, we'll send a message that we aren't planning to attack them.
My goal is to work with both sides to bring our troops home from Iraq in a responsible way that does not lead to more terrorism in the region and less security for us here at home.
You keep working on that, Joe. Take your time.

This week three more kids from our state were killed in Iraq.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Joe on the issues

Boy, I'm loving the new Joe2006 website.

If I was a chick, I'd swear it was ribbed for my pleasure!

These are actual screen-caps from Joe's website; it's the section where he talks about the "important issues". Take a close look at the "issues" in the pictures, and tell me if there are any issues of note that might be absent:



Yes, you guessed correctly.

Joe didn't take a stand either way on whether we should bring back the tolls on I-95!

No, of course what I'm referring to the war in Iraq.

So that makes one of us who has addressed it.

Senator, would YOU care to comment on that minor issue?

UPDATE: There's been over 200 comments posted on the three lame-o topics that were there when the website re-debuted, and so far NOBODY from the campaign has replied to a single comment.

"Joe's Blog will be a place you can actively participate in the campaign debate and make your voice heard.

Joe's website is finally up!

(Check for "Comments" UPDATE below!)

I'm sure the net wizards that Joe hired were hearing the clock ticking like thunder as they let over 3/4 of the day slip away, but they managed to get their website up just under the wire. Congrats, people. Well done!

As I mentioned earlier, Kirby and I are going to refrain from posting on Joe's new blog, but we'll be commenting right here on the content and comments there.

But don't let us stop you from engaging in COURTEOUS, POLITE, and RESPECTFUL discussion over on Joe's Blog. Some of the comments are pure gold.

And keep in mind Dan Gerstein's promise to the people of Connecticut:
We are not going to censor comments from our opponents, unless they post obscene material.
You can see it here and on Joe's blog. No censoring unless it's obscene! Dan, I admire you for that.
Instead, we are going to use our free speech to point out any of the blatant lies or crude insults the Lamonsters post to call attention to the kind of negative, destructive politics that Ned and his followers like to practice.
"Lamonsters!" So, immediately Dan throws out the insults.

He does this in the SAME SENTENCE in which he decries INSULTS!

We're all about healthy discussion. But we do appreciate your sense of irony, Dan; no matter how unintentional it is.

Healthy discussion is something Joe wasn't that interested in until a valid candidate challenged what he sees as his God-given seat in the Senate.

So already we're seeing low-class plays on Ned Lamont's name. "The Full Lamonty", and "Lamonsters", appearing all over Joe's website. I was seriously hoping they wouldn't stoop to that level, and in fact, Ned Lamont's website has always given the opposition the courtesy they deserved.

But, just as Joe's grimace and stiff nod at Ned's polite greeting at yesterday's parade indicated, it looks like Joe Lieberman has let his Yale polish get scrubbed off by the friction of his relentless ambition to retain his Senate seat.

I fear that Dan Gerstein and Lieberman's "Rove-inspired" campaign staff will stoop to even lower depths before this is over. The "527 groups" are already making their presence known, and their agenda is "GET JOE ELECTED", no matter what.

I worry about how ugly they're going to make it.

And then there's Jim and this thing. Tony Soprano would be proud of you, Jim Amann!

But you're an embarrassment to the entire Democratic Party and everyone who believes in the value of a vote. JOE LOST THE PRIMARY! Get it through your thick skull, Jim! He lost. It's over. Only through a loophole in the law can Joe even mount a campaign like this.

Why wasn't Al Gore given a do-over 3 months after the 2000 election? How about John Kerry getting a mulligan and having a new election in February 2005? Is THAT the kind of democracy you want, Jim?

Jim, do you realize that you're telling the majority of VOTING DEMOCRATS that you care NOTHING ABOUT THEIR OPINIONS?

Two people who have been around WAY too long...

Joe Lieberman and Jim Amann

It's time to elect officials who are in tune with the voters.

Anyway, you should all let Joe know what you think. But play nice.

COMMENTS UPDATE: So, now that Joe's blog has been up for a couple of hours, I've grabbed a few of the comments and posted them below, for your snarking pleasure.

(I just knew this was gonna be funny)

Nice website - did you guys pay the bill for the web server this time around?
reality-based educator

Congrats on the new blog Joe. Now go out there and beat those godless liberals senseless.
A Coulter

Yes, the new site and the new blog are just like joe-mentum. They're joe-notonous.
purplemountain

Don't you Kos-cousins know the word "joe-notonous" is a vicious anti-semitic slur?
ykcir

It's gonna be hard to take this website seriously when the "On the Issues" page has nothing about Joe's position on the Iraq War.
Dr. Dobro

"Lamonsters??"
Quelle Rove.
Sad.
John deVille

Good job with the name calling Eric. You must be getting tips from my radio show. Keep up the good work and I can't wait to get my favorite "Democrat" back on my show.
S Hannity

sigh. i suppose no one will see this post either.
steve banks

Steve Banks, the word "sigh" is a well-known anti-semitic slur. You should be banned.
ykcir

And the spurious claims of anti-semitism are the most despicable elements of his painful performance. He has shown a real lack of class.
Pope Ratzo

Giuliani, McCain and Rice... terrific company to be in Joe. Welcome to the Republican Party, we're damn glad to have you.
John Gibson

Liebermanforliberman, the word "Lieberzombies" is a well-known anti-semitic slur. Shame on you.
ykcir

I simply must commend Team Lieberman for the "Sunset" ad. It's worked better than any laxative I've tried, and I feel so calm now. Serene, really.
LiebermanForLieberman


More awful news

And, yet a third son of Connecticut has given his life in Iraq, this time from Wilton. We don't have a photo yet, but please keep Nicholas Madaras and his family in your thoughts and prayers. Just 19, he died when an IED blew up in Baqubah, Iraq.

Joe can't blame us for THIS one!

UPDATE: GAME ON!

And while I'm at it, I'd like to announce that the editorial staff here at "Connecticut Bob", which currently consists of Kirby and myself, urge each and every one of you to refrain from anything but polite discussion on Joe's new blog.

We believe we can have the following:

Discourse without Disrespect,

Dissent without Detestation,

Debate without another "D"-word that I can't think of right now to stay within my not-so-clever alliteration scheme!


(I never said I was a brilliant writer!)

So everyone, please be nice, respectful, and courteous.

As for us, we choose to comment on Joe's blog right here at Connecticut Bob, and we'll refrain from posting on Joe2006.com; but we will read it.

I'm sure there are plenty of voters who will cover the issues there, and we don't need to add to the chorus. (UPDATE COMPLETE)

It's 6:00 PM on the day of the long-awaited unveiling of the new and improved JOE 2006 web site!

And it doesn't work!

...I'm shocked.

Joe, maybe you should spend a few hundred thousand of those lobbyist's millions you have, and hire someone who KNOWS how to set up a website.

Because whoever you hired, they failed you on Primary Day; they failed you today; and you know that a policy of failure breeds MORE failure.

Just look at your costly and inept War in Iraq if you need an example.

I think I'm seeing a pattern here.

Just When on Tuesday?

Because along with our new tour, we will be launching our new and improved website (www.Joe2006.com) on Tuesday as well.
On Saturday, the 2nd, the Lieberman campaign sent out an e-mail announcing their new Web site would debut today, Tuesday, September 5. Well, the day is 11.5 hours long, and I can't see any changes.

UPDATE 4:30pm, still no new Web site. Seven hours of Tuesday left.

It's All About Our Service Members


We've lost another. Remember the name Philip Johnson (L) who died Sunday in Iraq. We learned of his death yesterday, while friends, family and a grateful state mourned the loss of Jordan Pierson (R), Milford's son who also died in Iraq and will be buried at Arlington tomorrow. Philip was just 19 -- he had finished boot camp this summer, and deployed to Iraq. We mourn their loss and pray for their families and loved ones. Through August 29, these two young men join 2.945 men and women who have given their lives in Iraq & Afghanistan.

Look at Philip's face. This is why I am opposed to the war. He should be having fun back here in CT being a kid, learning about life and love, and feeling the beginning of the crisp nights that welcome autumn, the most beautiful time in New England. He should have the chance to fall in love, build a family and be the best dad in Enfield. But no.

One of my former students graduated from high school in June and went off to basic training in the Air Force a few weeks later. He is a wonderful young man, with incredible gifts. Every time I read about another service member who died, I think of that student, because every one of these men and women leave a gaping hole in the community they will never return to.

Clearly, there are good men and women who believe the war in Iraq is essential to keeping America safe, and there are those of us who don't. We can still respect each other and agree to disagree civilly. However, no one can accuse us of not caring about or supporting the troops. Wanting the Guard back home where they can protect their neighbors and help disaster relief is our goal -- to strengthen the homeland.

We are furious when we learn that Iraq vets are homeless because their benefits are so poor. It outrages us when we hear about families buying protective gear for their soldiers because our government does not provide it. Our fighting men and women are the best, and they deserve the best possible equipment, supplies and support from this government. How dare Rumsfeld say about our troops that he went to war with the soldiers he had, not the ones he wanted!

Veterans of Iraq and other wars are on different sides of the debate. That's a healthy thing for our democracy. But, to suggest that people who oppose this war and this administration's policies are somehow not patriotic is beyond the pale. For, in fact, it is our patriotism that drives us.