Recently the Hearst newspapers in Connecticut ran a story detailing many of the state candidate's personal wealth and lifestyle.
As I wrote recently in this article, Ned Lamont declined to participate in the survey, which was created by the reporters and asked questions about the candidate's homes, automobiles, and most intriguing, their yachts.
Immediately my investigative antennae perked up! What is it, I thought, that Ned could be hiding?
Does he have a massive motor yacht named after a sex slave harem, like Tom Foley does?
Does his yacht name betray a misogynistic philosophy, like Linda McMahon's yacht?
What exactly IS Ned hiding?
So, during a meeting with local bloggers last night, I decided to throw caution to the wind and challenge the candidate harshly on why it is he seems to be hiding his yacht from the voters.
His answer will astound you! Watch and see:
The video lighting was rather low, or else I'm sure you would have seen him break into a cold sweat under my intensive questioning! Chalk up another victory for the new media!
...and I'm expecting that call from CNN any day now!