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Good debate last night. Nothing major happened; overall, it was a safe and mostly cordial discussion. With Obama catching up in the polls and on a major winning streak, Clinton needed to hit one out of the ballpark.

It didn't really happen. One moment that's being discussed today is the "xerox" comment by Hillary.

For those of you who have been under a rock since yesterday, or were struck with hysterical blindness/deafness and have just recovered, here it is:



The booing really made it clear that the audience didn't agree with her statement. I think we all want to see this contest remain courteous and civil, because we'll need both of these candidates to work together in the future.

That being said, if you did see the debate, you were probably wondering just what the heck was Hillary thinking when she was intensely staring at Barack while he was speaking?

Well, I finally figured it out.

She was using the power of her mind to stop Obama's heart!

Yes, it's true! I captured an image from the debate, and ran it though some filters that can detect faint traces of telepathic energy, and printed it below!

Actually, I'm just having a little fun here. I don't really think Hillary would try to kill anyone with her mind.

Although, if she could, I'm sure Monica Lewinsky's head would have exploded years ago.

And maybe Bill's in a fit of pique.

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