Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Alright, NOW I know what he was thinking

He obviously gave the poor gal $4400 because she can't afford warm clothes! I mean, just look at her...she's probably half frozen in that skimpy bikini. The governor was simply trying to keep her from catching a cold.

What a guy!

(yes, I know it was a weak joke. I'd be worried about this apparent lowering of the standards of this blog if I had any standards)


oldswede said...

Over at HuffingtonPost, Chris Kelly has an interesting take on this. He thinks that Spitzer has demonstrated that he is not beholden to any rich benefactors because he gets his own hookers:
"I've had some time to think it over and it seems to me that now, more than ever, we need men in government so honest -- and friendless -- that they have to pay for their own whores."
and he describes Spitzer as,
"Ralph Nader with a penis".
For the full article, see:

CT Bob said...

"Ralph Nader with a penis".


I can think of nothing less sexy than imagining a politician having sex. The slightest thought of what someone like Dennis Kucinich does to his amazing hot wife makes me feel a bit nauseous.

And I really like them!

But THAT'S the worst thing about this entire affair; the fact that we are forced to picture a weird zombie-looking guy rubbing up against a sexy, nubile young lady.

Believe me, nobody wants to imagine people my age having sex!

sellitman said...

That's one way to get hit up on your blog.