Thanks to the incredible foresight of our Junior Senator and his unwaivering support of the Cheney Energy Bill, we now have the opportunity to host a future terrorist target, right in the middle of perhaps one of the busiest shipping lanes in North America. Just watch the last five minutes of the movie "Syriana" (image below) to see what I mean.
You couldn't possibly locate this giant gas bomb where it would get more visibility, unless maybe you parked it in the Tidal Basin in D.C. I'm sure there's no likelihood whatsoever of anyone who wants to make a dramatic political statement maybe doing something to it that might cause it to be noticed. Nah, that would never happen.
Please add this to the ever-growing list of reasons why Joe Lieberman is the worst fucking senator Connecticut has ever produced.
(Jesus. It's not like we didn't try to get rid of the bastard!)
This is just great. The timing couldn't be more obvious. We get stuck with this giant sack of shit because Eliot Spitzer couldn't keep it in his pants.