Monday, March 10, 2008
Spay or neuter your politician
In addition to saving lives, spaying and neutering can also drastically improve your politician's health and life expectancy. The idea that politicians become fat or lazy when they are spayed or neutered is a myth. Sterilized politicians lead healthier, longer lives. Neutering a male reduces the risk of both prostate enlargement and prostate cancer. Neutering also will make your politician more calm and well behaved and less likely to roam, get in fights, or become lost.
"You only need to take off THIS much!"
Posted by CT Bob at 3/10/2008 10:19:00 PM