Friday, August 06, 2010
Breaking News: Lamont From Mars!
A press secretary noted, "But it was in the Weekly World News! I have it right here -- July of 2006". Actually, I don't have it right here because we're taking pictures of it for our next television ad."
When asked for more information, the press secretary continued, "This confirms what we have been saying all along. You can't let a Martian be governor. He's no different from that other alien life-form, Tom Foley. The crop-circles gave it away."
In summary he said, "But we think Fedele's cool -- he drives a Ferrari."