...a lion with frickin' rabies!*
In other words, it's really nasty out today!
Yup, just to give the science-denying conservatives another excuse to debunk the global warming "theory", Mother Nature has blessed us with a reminder that Winter is far from over.
And She did it on a Monday morning!
'cause, you know, we needed another reason to hate Mondays.
Gee, thanks a lot Mom!
(* this post assumes that even though a lion is normally pretty nasty, if it had rabies, it would be even meaner. Like, SUPER mean! Am I right, or what? Anyway, I'm off to start shoveling.)