Oofah! If it was possible to package the largest volume of "douche chill" imaginable into a single 13-second video, it would look and sound exactly like this:
I can't even imagine what sort of bizarre thoughts ramble incoherently through McCain's feverish mind, but from the inside I'd bet it looks something like the movie set from "Saw IV"!
He's really starting to fall apart right in front of our eyes. Why can't he just retire somewhere and enjoy the few good years he has left, instead of subjecting himself to this punishment? It's tragic, really.
(h/t to Jed Lewison)