Saturday, November 01, 2008

Kiss of Death for McCain

The guy who puts the "fun" in "malFUNction", Dick Cheney, has sealed the fate of John McCain's presidential aspirations.

Cheney endorsed McCain today.

Sources say McCain, when he heard news of the endorsement, locked himself in his hotel room screaming, "NOOOOOoooooo!" and "Shiiiiiiit!"

Dick Cheney refused further comment.


oldswede said...

Cheney says that McC has "looked in the face of evil." Would that be Cheney himself?
Obama has very graciously congratulated McC on this endorsement.

CT Bob said...

Obama's response to the Cheney endorsement was perfect!

"I'd like to congratulate Senator McCain on this endorsement because he really earned it. That endorsement didn't come easy. Senator McCain had to vote 90 percent of the time with George Bush and Dick Cheney to get it."