So, it happens that a regular reader here (Lakezoarian) took my very tasteful and season-appropriate holiday photo card and gave it the "Gene Simmons" treatment via Photoshop.
I don't think I've ever seen anything so horrific in my entire life!
I'm sure you'll agree.
UPDATE: I have to say, the most disturbing thing about this picture is the way I look like I have "crazy eyes"! It's really weird and unsettling. I'll never open my eyes wide like that for a photo again.