Monday, September 10, 2012

Romney tortures animals

12 hours trapped in a cage, strapped to the roof of a station wagon hurtling down the interstate.

Yeah, I can totally see how that wouldn't be a terrifying hellride filled with absolute horror for a non-comprehending yet trusting family pet.

Good work there've obviously won over the PETA vote!

Anyway, I'm happy to see that DEVO is still making ironic and iconic music, and there's something on the front page of their website called "Don't Roof Rack Me, Bro!"

Can you guess what it's about? Trust me, you'll enjoy this catchy pop tune.

And, Mitt? I sincerely hope that the poor animal took a healthy bite out of your ass when you finally let it out of that torture cage, you cruel bastard!

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