So, back in 2013, Donald Trump got into a little Twitter war with Jon Stewart.
Talk about going into battle severely ill-equipped! Trump thought he was being clever by exposing Stewart's jewyness to the world, as if he was guilty of hiding it.
Stewart showed remarkable patience with the man, but finally had to respond to the moronic man-child.
And Fuckface Von Clownstick was born!
I almost wish I didn't vote already, because I would have cherished the thought that I wrote in the name "Fuckface Von Clownstick" on my ballot, and it would have become an official part of our city's election records! How much fun would it be to look up the complete election results and see that silly little name?
Of course, I'm not advocating a mass Von Clownstick write-in campaign. In the event of a close race, there's always the chance that a court would rule that those are actual votes for Trump, and possibly give him the election and make him the first president in history to be elected ironically!
Anyway, here's Jon telling the story recently: