Thursday, March 20, 2008

Floating bomb OK'd for Sound

Thanks to the incredible foresight of our Junior Senator and his unwaivering support of the Cheney Energy Bill, we now have the opportunity to host a future terrorist target, right in the middle of perhaps one of the busiest shipping lanes in North America. Just watch the last five minutes of the movie "Syriana" (image below) to see what I mean.

You couldn't possibly locate this giant gas bomb where it would get more visibility, unless maybe you parked it in the Tidal Basin in D.C. I'm sure there's no likelihood whatsoever of anyone who wants to make a dramatic political statement maybe doing something to it that might cause it to be noticed. Nah, that would never happen.

Please add this to the ever-growing list of reasons why Joe Lieberman is the worst fucking senator Connecticut has ever produced.

(Jesus. It's not like we didn't try to get rid of the bastard!)

This is just great. The timing couldn't be more obvious. We get stuck with this giant sack of shit because Eliot Spitzer couldn't keep it in his pants.


Anonymous said...

ha ha! sack of shit! ha ha! pants! so0o0o0o funni b0b!!!!11!!

CT Bob said...

heh heh...I'll admit I really should open a thesaurus once in a while.

vagabondblogger said...

Naw - you described it perfectly.

CT Bob said...

Thanks, vagabondblogger!

Anonymous said...

Here's the thing. They say Shell Broadwater gas will heat homes and Connecticut will get some of the benefits. On closer inspection the largest portion will be used to generate extra "peak electricity" for New York City. This is all about having a convenient way to air condition developments like Trumps new 56 acre mini-city on the west side. Total nonsense.