Tuesday, January 15, 2008

NBC can suck it

Well, as I feared, NBC's corporate lawyers stampeded into a Nevada courtroom, eager to prove themselves superior in the eyes of the law. In the process, they've certainly proven that NBC is a corporation run by filthy swine, who couldn't care less about fairness or fully covering the run to the presidency.

(NBC lawyers gather before the hearing)

What matters most is making the point that NBC is bigger than any one candidate, and if anyone else forgets that, they'll be given the "Kucinich Treatment".

Congratulations, NBC.

You've displayed the same level of journalistic integrity that I've come to expect from Fox News.

You can suck it, NBC.


(NBC executives)

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