And because I'm so grateful to her for sending me two tickets to the big debate on October 23rd, I'm happy to help. Here’s TRex’s post from FDL the other night:
Holy Joe's name is going to appear on the bottom of the ballot this November, and that's got the Friends of Joe Lieberman in something of a tizzy. I'll let Sherry Brown take it from here. (She's the latest in Joe's parade of disposable campaign managers.)
As you may have heard, because Joe is running as an independent petitioning candidate, his name will be listed at the bottom of the ballot. For many people, this will truly be a case of a good man being hard to find.=========================
To make sure voters know where to look for Joe on the ballot, we will soon be launching a statewide public awareness campaign, and we will be asking for your help soon to spread the word.
But before we do, we could use your help right now in brainstorming the best message to deliver to voters.
Sherry really opened a big-assed can o' worms here! I copied a bunch of suggestions from FDL, but gave up with something like 400 messages to go.
Read these; you'll get the idea:
Less than Zero?
Treat Joe like he treats you: think of him last.
Joe’s down below with the other bottom feeders.
Last in the hearts of his countrymen, last line on the ballot!
Lieberman: Last and least.
“Joe Lieberman: He has to be beneath the other candidates because nothing is beneath him”
“Losers Seek Their Own Level.”
Snakes and Ladders?
Guess who ends up at the bottom…..
“Joe Lieberman - What Lies Beneath”
Racing to the bottom!!
THIS is how low Joe can go!
“We sent him to the bottom of the ballot – Now let’s kick him out the door”
Joe Lieberman: Falling to his level of Incompetence.
“Joe Lieberman at last”
Joe Lieberman: A Mistake Worth Making. Again.
He’s not in Hell, but he can see it from there.
Go low! Vote for Joe!
Joe Lieberman: You’ll Find Me At Rock Bottom
Joe Lieberman - a low-down snake - low down on the ballot!
Bottom Feeders For Joe: Find it at the bottom of the ocean.
When you think Lieberman can’t go any lower - he can! Last line on the ballot!
No Candidate Is Lower Than JOE LIEBERMAN
Joe Lieberman: his placement’s so low they’re pactically giving his vote away!
Joe LieberMe: On the Goodstein, Lollipop!
Joe’s Name On The Ballot: Still Not As Low As Where He Put Your Son
Joe Lieberman: His statements are. . . INNNN-SAAAANE!!
Joe Lieberman, bedrock values at a bedrock place!
Just When You Think You Can’t Go Any Lower, You’ll Find Joe Lieberman
How low can he go?
“Joe Lieberman: Scraping the Bottom of the Ballot” (Spazeboy’s)
We saved the Pest for last.
Joe Lieberman? I meant to vote for Pat Buchanan!
Joe Lieberman: Objects on the Ballot Are Lower Than They Appear
Joe Lieberman: Its a short ride to the bottom of the ballot
Joe Lieberman: Still Above The Dogcatcher Candidates
“I urrr will ummm be on the ahem bottom of the uhhh ballot and I would ummm like for uhhhh you to continue to eurrhh support me when you ummm go to the uhhh polls.” (LOL!)
Joe L: Last, all but forgotton
Joe Lieberman: Bear-ly on the ballot at all
Joe Lieberman, he’s beneath the rest.
Joe Lieberman, the clown down under the rest.
How low can Joe go? Scroll down.
Lieberman ‘06: Voyage to the Bottom of the Ballot
Joe Lieberman: Beneath Contempt
Joe Lieberliar: Stuck Where the Tammy Sun Don’t Shine.
Joe Down Dirty Shame
If you are coming to vote for Joe, we parked Joe’s ballot in the handicap spot so stay in your car.
Lieberman : bottom of the barrel - bottom of the ballot!
Unplug Lieberman…drain the swamp
Joe Lieberman: Dead Last
Low, the poor Lieberman!
Joe Lieberman: Last but not leased (he’s fully bought and paid for).
When you’ve hit rock bottom that’s where you’ll find Joe.
Just because Joe doesn’t vote doesn’t mean you shouldn’t.
Vote for Joe. Last on the ballot. First in W’s heart.
Want to vote for Joe? You’ll have to lower yourself….to the last line.
How Joe can you go?
UPDATE: You can add YOUR VERY OWN suggestions for Joe in the Comments section!