Sherry Brown needs our help. And because I'm so grateful to her for sending me two tickets to the big debate on October 23rd, I'm happy to help. Here’s TRex’s post from FDL the other night:
Holy Joe's name is going to appear on the bottom of the ballot this November, and that's got the Friends of Joe Lieberman in something of a tizzy. I'll let Sherry Brown take it from here. (She's the latest in Joe's parade of disposable campaign managers.)
As you may have heard, because Joe is running as an independent petitioning candidate, his name will be listed at the bottom of the ballot. For many people, this will truly be a case of a good man being hard to find.=========================
To make sure voters know where to look for Joe on the ballot, we will soon be launching a statewide public awareness campaign, and we will be asking for your help soon to spread the word.
But before we do, we could use your help right now in brainstorming the best message to deliver to voters.
Sherry really opened a big-assed can o' worms here! I copied a bunch of suggestions from FDL, but gave up with something like 400 messages to go.
Read these; you'll get the idea:
Less than Zero?
Treat Joe like he treats you: think of him last.
Joe’s down below with the other bottom feeders.
Last in the hearts of his countrymen, last line on the ballot!
Lieberman: Last and least.
“Joe Lieberman: He has to be beneath the other candidates because nothing is beneath him”
“Losers Seek Their Own Level.”
Snakes and Ladders?
Guess who ends up at the bottom…..
“Joe Lieberman - What Lies Beneath”
Racing to the bottom!!
THIS is how low Joe can go!
“We sent him to the bottom of the ballot – Now let’s kick him out the door”
Joe Lieberman: Falling to his level of Incompetence.
“Joe Lieberman at last”
Joe Lieberman: A Mistake Worth Making. Again.
He’s not in Hell, but he can see it from there.
Go low! Vote for Joe!
Joe Lieberman: You’ll Find Me At Rock Bottom
Joe Lieberman - a low-down snake - low down on the ballot!
Bottom Feeders For Joe: Find it at the bottom of the ocean.
When you think Lieberman can’t go any lower - he can! Last line on the ballot!
No Candidate Is Lower Than JOE LIEBERMAN
Joe Lieberman: his placement’s so low they’re pactically giving his vote away!
Joe LieberMe: On the Goodstein, Lollipop!
Joe’s Name On The Ballot: Still Not As Low As Where He Put Your Son
Joe Lieberman: His statements are. . . INNNN-SAAAANE!!
Joe Lieberman, bedrock values at a bedrock place!
Just When You Think You Can’t Go Any Lower, You’ll Find Joe Lieberman
How low can he go?
“Joe Lieberman: Scraping the Bottom of the Ballot” (Spazeboy’s)
Low-mentum!
We saved the Pest for last.
Joe Lieberman? I meant to vote for Pat Buchanan!
Joe Lieberman: Objects on the Ballot Are Lower Than They Appear
Joe Lieberman: Its a short ride to the bottom of the ballot
Joe Lieberman: Still Above The Dogcatcher Candidates
“I urrr will ummm be on the ahem bottom of the uhhh ballot and I would ummm like for uhhhh you to continue to eurrhh support me when you ummm go to the uhhh polls.” (LOL!)
Goe Lowerman
Joe L: Last, all but forgotton
Joe Lieberman: Bear-ly on the ballot at all
Joe Lieberman, he’s beneath the rest.
Joe Lieberman, the clown down under the rest.
Joe Lieatthebottomman
How low can Joe go? Scroll down.
Backwash Joe
Lieberman ‘06: Voyage to the Bottom of the Ballot
Joe Lieberman: Beneath Contempt
Joe Lieberliar: Stuck Where the Tammy Sun Don’t Shine.
Joe Down Dirty Shame
If you are coming to vote for Joe, we parked Joe’s ballot in the handicap spot so stay in your car.
Lieberman : bottom of the barrel - bottom of the ballot!
Unplug Lieberman…drain the swamp
Joe Lieberman: Dead Last
Low, the poor Lieberman!
Joe Lieberman: Last but not leased (he’s fully bought and paid for).
When you’ve hit rock bottom that’s where you’ll find Joe.
Just because Joe doesn’t vote doesn’t mean you shouldn’t.
Vote for Joe. Last on the ballot. First in W’s heart.
Want to vote for Joe? You’ll have to lower yourself….to the last line.
How Joe can you go?
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Oh...and Sherry?
You're welcome.
UPDATE: You can add YOUR VERY OWN suggestions for Joe in the Comments section!
11 comments:
I think you should make an avid campaign of posting this everywhere on the internet as well as send it to all the papers and insist that they publicly, adamently and frequently show that Joe is on line five.
Just keep hammering Joe is on line five.
Maybe do something like Joe 5ive to remind them all.
As long as we preface every reference as Joe belonging to the "Connecticut For Lieberman" Party.
You know, the party he started after he quit being a Democrat.
Did you really send those to Sherry? Brilliant.
ROTFLMAO!! OMG, I couldn't even pick a favorite from this. Fantastic work everyone!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL.....
J
Seeing this list restores my faith in humanity. In my opinion, it's a two-way tie for first between:
“Joe Lieberman: He has to be beneath the other candidates because nothing is beneath him”
and
“Joe Lieberman: Scraping the Bottom of the Ballot” (Spazeboy’s)
What's odd about this, though, is the fact that the campaign staff of a three term United States Senator (and Vice Presidential nominee with worldwide name recognition) obviously believes that their supporters are too lazy and/or too stupid to find their candidate's name on the ballot.
It seems the LieberStaff are now not only pursuing the "low-information voters," but also the "no-information voters" (those people who happen to be walking past a polling place on election day, see a line, and decide to stand in it just to see what they get when they reach the front of the line). That's sad, both for what it says about the Lieberman campaign and for what it says about the state of our democracy.
I don't care what you preface it with.
It's just very important that everyone in Connecticut should know that Joe Lieberman is on LINE FIVE.
Thanks for helping, keep up the good work ;-)
someone has too much time on his hands..
Oh yeah, Joe's ahead in the polls. So, you can just go home.
As far as you're concerned, it's already over. Start the celebration now, dummies, and we'll just sit here chip chip chipping away at Joe's so-called "lead". 27 days. Joe has peaked and is already heading down.
Love Lamont's Country Club--he loved it too--maybe that's why he wouldn't quit until he had to--he didn't want it to be a distraction. He wasn't distracted by the racial disparity before? They did have black people there--but they were serving dinner and scrubbing the toilets.
You are an ass. Even Danny
Gerstain admitted that Lieberman's campaign was lying about the lack of minorities at that club. Gerstain had to change his tune from "all-white country club" in a televised interview. It's online. See for yourself.
Or simply parrot the culture of lying that Joe's people engage in.
Go on and muddy the waters while Americans are dying every single day in Joe's war. Sign your kids up now if you're so brave, you anonymous coward.
Don't worry...we know JOE'S kids are safe.
I'm glad I'm finally getting to you Liebertrolls; it shows how worried you've become.
Two best, I think:
Joe Lieberman: It's a short ride to the bottom of the ballot.
and
Joe Lieberman: In your heart, you know he's last.
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